(Moaning) Myrtle Mason (outofthetoilet) wrote in communiquills,
(Moaning) Myrtle Mason
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MYRTLE MASON: 01 December, 1942

To Mr. Druce Alden, editor of Alden’s Almanac For Young Wizards:

I want to know how to become a pin-up witch. When I snuck up to Calix Cullen’s dormitory looking for one of his ties to stuff under my pillow, I found a few pinups from your publication and really want to know how to make myself look just like Belle Babbette. I am researching different genres of media and would like to know what charms are used on photos of the pinup witches. Do they use special charms or potions to make their bosoms swell? What about their skin? How do they get it to look so smooth? And their teeth? Is there a specific charm to straighten them? Madame Hazel said I have to grow into my body and that everyone has to go through this time and that she wouldn’t reverse any beauty charms or potions that went wrong if they weren’t for a class. Also, is it possible to contact Mme. Babbette to inquire about her beauty regimen and/or preparation for posing for photograph sessions?

With sincere thanks for your prompt repsponse,
mmason

P.S. Please hurry Calix has just ended his courtship with a French girl. He is so very handsome, he won’t be free for much longer. All the girls just swoon over his black hair and beautiful brown eyes. I simply must be the first to catch his eye, or all will be lost!
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